Tag: alex
are the fucking talon assassins alright? why the fuck are they like that????? screeching and running at you like that and shit……………. them things are people? helloooo?????
HELLO? BITCH? ARE YOU GOOD?
Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda (2015)
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
suck-it-pence-im-gay-and-proud:
Twinks be like… *twink noise*
This makes me laugh so hard every fucking time
YES
Birthday
[instrumental chorus of “We Like to Party” (the Six Flags song) plays in the foreground]
masculine voice, seven seconds in: “You’re all animals.”
When your players try to seduce every character they meet
every single bard:
samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack*
me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender edition*
I’m gonna need some fabric softener





