glumshoe:

I tried to take a picture of these trousers to see if the fit would be suitable to alter for cosplay and my body just… disappeared.

piccalily:

i’ve loved greek mythology since i first learnt about it in school when i was 8, and now it turns out i’m gay? coincidence? i think not

feistyfrank:

If Ariana Grande says there’s no tears left to cry, then our tear ducts are now dry.

adhighdefinition:

an article: ppl with adhd eat lots of chocolate because it increases levels of dopamine

me, reading this article while elbow deep in a bag of m&ms: nonsense

slayboybunny:

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

mccreeing:

me, a tired healer, watching from the safety of the drop ship as our genji’s incapacitated ass gets left behind bc he thought he could pull off one last dragonblade while on low health:

magehand:

my friends: **infodumping about something i dont understand**

me, wanting to be supportive regardless:

The Signs as Strange Planets

lordsnow:

Aries: Wasp 12 b ; Orbits WAY too close to its star making it slowly die.

Taurus: HD188753 ; Has 3 stars, everywhere you look there’s a sunset/rise.

Gemini: 55 Cancri e ; A gigantic diamond worth about 26.9 non million dollars.

Cancer: GJ 1214 b ; Completely made of water, no land.

Leo: Gliese 581 c ; Can possibly support life in a small area but 1 side is too hot and the other too cold.

Virgo: Kepler 438 b ; The most earth-like planet.

Libra: HD189773 b ; Rains glass sideways constantly.

Scorpio: TrEs 26 ; Darkest Planet ever, glows red.

Sagittarius: Wasp 17 b ; Largest Planet ever.

Capricorn: J1407-B ; Has rings 200 times bigger than Saturn’s.

Aquarius: Gliese 436 b ; A ball of ice that is constantly on fire.

Pisces: HD 106906 b ; The loneliest place et, 1.1 times bigger than Jupiter.

spicygay:

the only true ally

inficetegodwottery:

zorn-lemon:

rufuvus:

mickmercury:

mickmercury:

mickmercury:

liam enlightened me abt Muscle Wizard and my whole life has changed

how to Muscle Wizard:

grab urself a copy of the book of vile darkness

get in on that prestige class Cancer Mage. first level ability: you can now ignore all negative effects of any disease.

flip over to the diseases section and get your wizard infected with Festering Anger. bad things about this: you will be constantly angry and covered in boils, some stuff with Will saves. good news! none of that applies to you

advantages: you will now gain cumulative +2 strength every single day

your wizard now has Infinite Strength

part 2: head over to bastards and bloodlines

feat: Lost Tradition. you can now base your spellcasting ability on any ability score you choose

pick strength

you are now Muscle Wizard

also the only requirement to contract Festering Anger is to really, really hate someone or something, so you’re basically so angry you’re flexing infinite spellcasting power into existence

@galacsin @handern

I don’t see anybody posting this picture yet, so