This is a tower for rolling dice

hamsterloki:

games-for-gamers:

@guardofvariansbutt

mlmbfs:

swordmlm:

bi-finnskywalker:

swordmlm:

gaysothasil:

swordmlm:

IF YOU’RE A BOY WHO LOVES BOYS GIVE ME A YEEHAW

YEEHAW

FAB! IF YOU’RE A GIRL WHO LOVES GIRLS GIVE ME A YEEHAW

YEEHAW

AMAZING! IF YOU’RE AN INDIVIDUAL WHO ENJOYS BOTH, GIVE ME THE LOUDEST YEEHAW YOU CAN SUMMON

THANK YOU, MY CHILDREN

WE HAVE ASCENDED AND REACHED ULTIMATE

princessamericachavez:

puncromancer:

i say it’s time to bring back overtly sexual masquerade parties

#media has lied to me about the number of sexy masquerade balls that would be a part of my adult life #like there have been (0) and i’ve been promised once a year tbh (via. @travelerblessed)

space-is-out-there:

zebcuson:

cool-ghoul:

raiseyourweapon:

uncle-billy-offical:

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

it-is-trash-time-kiddos:

stability:

A1 maneuvers

https://funnythingswastaken.tumblr.com/post/178617249728/audio_player_iframe/funnythingswastaken/tumblr_onlm5ildAj1rllf0l?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_onlm5ildAj1rllf0lo1.mp3

space-lesbo:

leander-ligo:

understandager:

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

This is just what depression feels like

this is legit how it plays in my head

mosertone:

hammerhead salamander

coniello:

coniello:

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

local-goblin:

when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this