Goose bumps

I ghostwrote this

dimetrodone:

despazito:

do snakes technically have prehensile tails?

Snakes are just one long prehensile ribcage

a snake is an animal with a prehensile snake

thebeeresponsibleforthishoney:

may:

this spoonful of honey i just had is the best darn honey ive had in my life .. find me the bee who is responsible

*blushes*

this blog will not be posting any jump scares this Halloween season

theshitneyspears:

20gayteen and Halloween collab:

mikewilll:

Person: Halloween isn’t until the end of October there’s no need to get excited about it yet

Me on September 30th, ready to get spooky at 12am Oct 1st:

classichorrorblog:

Me at 12am on October 1st:

jumpingjacktrash:

lananiscorner:

carana0:

Skeletons know what’s up.

Turn off mute!

It’s already October 1st in my timezone, so here we go!

my cat is transfixed by these lil guys

whitepeopletwitter:

Shit posting can’t be avoided