yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

i hope to god im doing this right

im not sure how to feel about this

update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

bogleech:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

You haven’t really fully lived in the midwest until you’ve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn

This isn’t some faux-gothic shitpost I’m being 100% serious corn pools are the best

They’re the best and 100% real and 100% not a plot for the corn to consume your children

Sounds like something corn would say

perce:

this is really it huh? millenials are old now. they can’t handle kids dancing just bc its from something they’re not into. bc its not aimed at them. congratulations you’re doing what you said you wouldn’t and are turning into your parents and grandparents. i know this is how it always goes but millenials were So Sure they’d break the cycle and look at them. mad at kids doing fun lil dances. shut up

im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster:

butmuhgains:

meco-official:

loafed-beans:

meco-official:

gaypunching:

It’s that time of year again!

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

FUCKING U N I T

C H U N K