darthvcder:

ā€œkids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-ā€ are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone

npr:

The results are in. And this year’s winner in Katmai National Park and Reserve’s annual ā€œfattest bearā€ contest is 409 Beadnose.

ā€œHer radiant rolls were deemed by the voting public to be this year’s most fabulous flab. Our chubby champ has a few more weeks to chow down on lingering salmon carcasses before she heads up the mountains to dig herself a den and savor her victory,ā€ the national park posted on Facebook.

Katmai National Park, located in southwestern Alaska, declared the winner of its weeklong competition late Tuesday. People could vote on social media on which bear looks to be the fattest in the preserve.

ā€˜Her Radiant Rolls’ Put Her Over The Top: Alaska Park Names Its ā€˜Fattest Bear’

Photo:Ā Katmai National Park and Preserve