Category: Uncategorized

kavatprime:

kijilinn:

megatakesatumble:

We’re in year 4 of 2018….

I read this to my husband and he stopped dead while making toast to say, “That’s…. way too accurate.”

I didn’t believe this was true but…

flowersphil:

tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside

neopuff:

impulse-goblin:

neopuff:

neopuff:

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

kayliemalinza:

jedimagnus:

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

excessivelysesquipedalian:

samuelandcandy:

ok so this is something everyone on tumblr should know

imagine dragons was hired to write demo tracks for spiderman turn off the dark (aka the spiderman musical on broadway) in order to get people to invest in it and have enough money to hire someone more famous to write the musical

then the people who hired them thought, “hey, these are actually good songs we should make a cd of them and sell it”

so imagine dragons changed the words a little so they weren’t about spiderman and became famous

radioactive was originally about THE RADIOACTIVE SPIDER THAT BIT SPIDERMAN

you know I read this and thought “bullshit there’s no way that’s true” but apparently it is

megatakesatumble:

We’re in year 4 of 2018….

segabassfishing:

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns