yourplayersaidwhat:

GM (I honestly don’t even remember if this was from an RPG game but it’s still a fucking funny quote): “…It’s almost like looking in a mirror, a gay butt fucking mirror.”

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PC 1 (describing their character): “I have a very specific set of skills, and they all involve masturbating.”

PC 3 (ditto): “I was born at a very young age.”

GM: (hangs their head in shame and/or disappointment)

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Me (OoC, after another player misheard what I wanted to do): “If I want to come in my own mouth I’ll fucking do it.”