so apparently i got wine drunk last night and decided to try and use self tanner for the first time ever in my pasty life which means i just woke up and almost chopped my terrifyingly orange hands off bc it looks like im devolving into a Trumpette
update: it will not wash off. i have been scrubbing at my hands like a Cheeto-flavored Lady Macbeth for 20 minutes to no avail. on an unrelated note who knows where i can buy acid
i have exfoliated my hands thrice with pumice & dubious rose scented exfoliant from Turkey. my hands are now mottled orange, rose scented, and very soft
congrats to voyeurists, hand fans and creamsicle enthusiasts
to everyone advising sugar, windex, baking soda, windex, nail polish remover, windex, and also sheer concentrated force of will: thank you for your wisdom and concern, pls be assured I have tried all of these methods and yet, somehow, remain sherbert-colored. please keep me in your thoughts, venmo donations & prayers
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