Does anyone else have a bad habit of using their bed as an auxiliary shelf, so when you want to actually use it for sleeping you first have to clear off like, 5 drawings-in-progress, a mound of half-folded laundry, and 16 spent shotgun shells? Or is that just me?
You have a reputation for being horribly indecisive. In truth, you’ve been cursed with the ability to see every possible negative outcome of every choice you make, no matter how minor.