*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people
*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much
Tag: me
“But it was French toast”😂🤣
“But it was French toast”😂🤣
If you were a video game character who would you be?
Top 5 ways you like to be touched.
1-5. by having a crisp stack of cash pressed into my warm palm
*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings
i dont know jack shit about cars or sports
It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it
forever that girl that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours

