It’s orctober! Want an orc husband? Get one with this handy-dandy orc husband generator.
Stop hoping for tusks on tindr and hunting for the green on grindr and get yourself a guaranteed orc husband today. (Use it as a drawing prompt or just a fun little toy, the result changes daily!)
the difference between naruto and dbz is when i wear my goku shirt in public i get compliments but you wear your natuto headband in public you get mugged
i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this
This kid hopped right into my shoe and proceeded to angrily sing to me when I picked it up.
I have never met such a talkative toad! Usually they just pee on me.
When a male toad is held a certain way they chirp. Why? Because it’s hard for toads to determine the sex of other toads. So if a male is mounted by another male, he chirps to alert him to the fact that babies will not be resulting from this, Uh. Encounter.
Basically that toad is telling you “listen I’m not gonna jump to get away but you should know I contain zero (0) eggs”
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