taahko:

taahko:

dnd character idea. a bard who gives inspiration by being such a megabitch that everyone tries extra hard to prove them wrong. local cleric says ‘i dont know why but every time they say something i just get this urge to kick them in the shins and so my strength checks have been way better lately’

further this character can never learn to cast the spell friends and uses vicious mockery by yelling compliments that are so sarcastic that the enemy gets really paranoid and insecure trying to find the real meaning. instrument proficiencies are the harmonica, the vuvuzela, and the guitar

squidhelp:

bohemianmachine:

cuttlefishculler:

my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0  that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol

I see your free resources with no campaigns and raise you This 

If you’re unfamilar with D&D or want a less complicated version, I recommend Fate. https://fate-srd.com You can print out  out the character sheets or just keep them on hand in a PDF / image file. The rules are a bit more fast and loose, but still really fun!

hatingongodot:

My brother: What’s air ‘bnb’ stand for?

Me: oh a b&b is a bed and br–

My brother: Bungeons and Bragons

cupcakecreeper:

homebeccer:

the Big Bad of our campaign is an evil snake lady so our rogue was brainstorming ideas to kill her and came up with:

• Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake
• Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended
• Dropping food in her path so that her tail grows too long and she runs into it and gets a game over

All my plans are good???

blackjaguar1016:

whyequalsemexplusbee:

quantum-quinn:

whyequalsemexplusbee:

My favorite moment with my D&D group so far

They met a Demon at a crossroads, he said they had to make a deal with him or he would steal their souls. The Fighter was like, “Hey can you just wait for 5 seconds for me?” 

Demon’s like: “Alright.” 

Five seconds later the Fighter says “Alright our deal is complete” 

???

“What do you mean our deal is complete?” said the Demon

“Well I asked you to wait 5 seconds, then you agreed. Since you waited 5 seconds, that means our deal is complete right?”

The Demon is in shock, and so am I, the DM. This fighter just out-tricked a freakin’ demon deal by telling the demon to cool his heels for a moment I couldn’t believe it.

And this is when the demon decides to becoming a recurring pest to the party, or a legitimate threat

He actually did, he sent a “bounty hunter” chain devil named Gnev after the party.

The Bard seduced him.

One of my favorite stories, and it got better!

firelordleah:

dm: so it’s pretty dark –

the whole party in haunting unison: I H A V E D A R K V I S I O N

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

You start a game of DnD with a blank character sheet. Your DM has them all. You only discover stats and things as they become relevant. 

Like, “I rolled 7 on my constitution check”
“You get a +2 bonus so that’s a 9.” 
*Hurriedly marking it down*

Or 

“I would like to ask the innkeeper if there is anything weird going on in the area”
“Dragonborn are rare in these parts, so she is suspicious at your approach.”
“Wait I’m a DRAGONBORN?!?”

It would be absolute chaos but for a one-shot I feel it would be fun. Maybe all the characters have amnesia and they have to figure out what they can do from scratch.