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bringing out the big guns 🙂

(Cantrip scars)

(1st level spell scars)

(2nd level spell scars)

(3rd level spell scars)

localstarboy:

she bodied this gucci gang violin cover

The bardic authority on display here is amazing. I could cough in a Gucci and they’d ask me to leave.

colonelfind-it:

colonelfind-it:

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

an orchestra

whyequalsemexplusbee:

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities

Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)
Monk Must practice a martial art
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA

If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

scarecrow-hero:

When you and your team are workin offa that Bardic Inspiration

prokopetz:

Three types of D&D classes:

Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna kill it”

Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna steal it”

Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna fuck it”

filibusterfrog:

1st level spell scars for when your DM is feeling particularly vicious 🙂
(Cantrip scars)
(2nd level scars)

filibusterfrog:

cupofsorrows:

filibusterfrog:

all attack cantrip scars for when you really fail those saves

But, given the prevalence of magical healing, how many people would actually be walking around with scars like that?

prokopetz:

Concept: a D&D campaign that takes the game’s “most monsters are intelligent and capable of speech so that high-Charisma PCs can fast-talk them” conceit to its logical conclusion and turns every quest into a courtroom drama. Like, the local innkeeper wants those giant spiders chased out of her basement, but the spiders are claiming adverse possession on the basis that she hasn’t cleaned the place in literal decades, and now you’ve got to figure out how squatter’s rights apply to cave-dwelling arthropods.