Making a DnD character: Intense, sad backstory. Complicated reasoning of why this character acts the way it does and motives for each of its actions connecting back to a character trait that emerged due to its sad past.
Playing your DnD character: “I roll to seduce rock”
Tag: d&d
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What’s a player to a god, what’s a god to a DM, what’s a DM to a nat 20
This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.
Holy shit ._.
Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.
For those having trouble reading the text:
We had a campaign in D&D where we assembled a steampunk-ish time machine. After many sessions travelling through time, uncovering mysteries and learning harsh lessons about changing history, we had to stop a time-travelling cult from destroying the gods, and therefore the world. We failed.
Our machine crashed, we were stranded earlier than we had ever been able to travel. We found the Gods, but only a few of them were present – it was as if some had never existed. Then we realised – we had to become those Gods. Our party was entirely divine (Cleric, Paladin, Avenger, Invoker), and each of us was a worshipper of a god who had been unmade – and we were the only people in existence with enough knowledge of the forgotten deities to assume their roles.
But two of the players were worshippers of Io (in his twin forms of Tiamat and Bahamut, who would of course form later after Io’s ‘death’), and only one could become Io. The other would have to be the un-created Asmodeus.
So the most just, honourable and dedicated Lawful Good paladin I’ve ever seen roleplayed became the god of tyranny and evil. If he hadn’t, the gods would never have defeated the primordials, and the world would never have been completed.
In our setting, Asmodeus is every bit the epitome of evil you would expect him to be. Nobody but the gods who abide his presence know him as otherwise. He adheres to his role because he knows he has to – and that in doing so, the world can exist. He can never tell anyone his duty, and no-one who knows can ever discuss it.
In the farthest recesses of the Nine Hells, in a chamber sealed tighter than any other in existence is a pocketwatch of finest gnome craft with a photo of his family in it – his wife, son, and little baby girl.
They were killed by an orc army marching under the orders and banner of Asmodeus. Their deaths are what drove him to become an adventurer.
This is legendary omg
Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.
This knife is actually a magic wand
Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
*cocks gun* magic missile
Backstory: We’re interrogating the leader of a group of cannibals. I’m a rouge, and I’m in a group with a gunslinger, a ranger, and a bard.
Mayor: I’ll die before I tell you anything!
Me: I slit his throat.
Gunslinger: We’re trying to get information.
Me: I slit his throat.
GM: Ire slits his throat.
Ranger: Why the hell did you do that you moron.
Me: I roll to compel the gods to put his spirit back into his body.
The entire party: what.
Me: *rolls nat20 plus 13*
GM: Jesus Christ, Ire somehow convinces the gods to gingerly put the guy back in his body and heal his wounds.
Me: What were you saying about dying first?
Mayor: What the fuck is wrong with you.
… I fucking love this. But I cry laughed at work.
dm: roll athletics
all the squishies, in chorus: c a n i r o l l a c r o b a t i c s i n s t e a d
crime wizard(me): “yes its me the legendary outlaw, im sure you’re big fans”
DM: roll a history check
rouge: 16
DM: you’ve never heard of him
Sorcerer: nat 20
DM: you’ve never heard of him
List of resources for dnd
roll20: Make an account to play the game
Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet
DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc
Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game
Discord: to talk during and about the game
Mythweavers: another character sheet editor
Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.
If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character
http://autorolltables.github.io/#
can randomly generate just about ANYTHING. awesome for dms
Tabletop Audio: background music and sound effects for the ambience.
PCGen – a character creation program that handles all the tricky and tedious parts of building characters, including NPCs.
d20pfsrd.com – all the free information you would ever need to play Pathfinder, an alternative to D&D
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orcs are so large bc they are full of love. each arm muscle contains 3.6 tonnes of emotion and every hug is warm