trial-by-combat:

trial-by-combat:

If you crit fail for charisma your character is unable to say anything other than “hewwo”

I’m glad this post is what I’m famous for

it’s a great post

A normal D&D session, but you can’t use…

tsutachishio:

tillaneesia:

cullenscott:

Dice

prove to me that you can make this acrobatics check by successfully performing a triple backflip off the kitchen counter in real life

“Can I seduce the goblin?”
“I don’t know, can you seduce me?”

yourplayersaidwhat:

I made a custom race and was explaining the lore of it to one of my players as “A female exclusive flower based fairy”

Player 1: “I’m a plant based lesbian!”

Player 2: “Or a lesbean”

Player 1: “I AM 100% OK WITH THIS”

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

Chaotic Fool, as an alignment, means your moral compass doesn’t matter because whenever you set yourself out to do something you fuck it up.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Group is 3 Paladins and a Magician who have been put in charge of defending a section of town during a invasion of Skeletons.

DM: “So congratulations, despite your best efforts the orphanage is not only infested with skeletons, but it is also on fire.

Magician “Look, who could have known that you can’t burn skeletons.“

Paladin 1 "I still think we could just collapse the orphanage.”

Who’s a good boy?

yourplayersaidwhat:

“who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy with lung cancer?” Cleric currently giving belly rubs to a wyvern and using inflict wounds

yourplayersaidwhat:

MOO
– our paladin, rolling a 27 on animal handling

yourplayersaidwhat:

Ellie, half-elf rogue: I roll to appear as innocent as possible.

Nuceal, gnome Druid: i hug her leg to add on to the overall effect.

Ellie: aw

Nuceal: I also stab her in the thigh.

Ellie: AW

invisibletonormals:

Dungeons and Dragons Loading Screens

dajo42:

dajo42:

d&d item concept: magical rhyming dictionary that lets you change one word of a spell to a (real) rhyming word of your choice once per day, and the effects of the spell change to match the new word. for example, Vicious Mockery becomes Delicious Mockery, and the target takes 1d4 pie to the face damage

Control Flames becomes Control James. Pretty good if the big bad of your campaign is called James

Hellish Rebuke becomes Hellish Archduke. the grand old duke of hell shows up to fight for you

Enhance Ability becomes Enhance Mobility. nyoom

Fly becomes Die. you d