drhermannhottlieb:

shapeofh2o:

Octavia Spencer explains why fans will love The Shape of Water.

@joshugraham

I scrolled down and saw the bad dragom post and HOW FUCKING B I G IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND AND I HAVE H U G E ASS HANDS

welcome to gayness, genocide run

koalatea:

i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc

chaotic neutral mom friend

softbutchcowboy:

i have a number of emotions, including: cowboy, lesbian, halloween, unconscious, 70s soft rock, pure unbridled rage, void, i’m dying squirtle, and pull the trigger piglet

tittily:

worrynotso:

frostycat:

apricot swiping at an invisible toy!

Apricot giving your blog sick high fives

fuck yeah apricot keep em coming

Making a DnD character: Intense, sad backstory. Complicated reasoning of why this character acts the way it does and motives for each of its actions connecting back to a character trait that emerged due to its sad past.
Playing your DnD character: “I roll to seduce rock”

dookiediamonds:

surprisebitch:

amarlex:

viralthings:

Amazing aloe chunk

*puts my entire forearm into this like its a glove*

lemme fist that alussy

Call y’all go outside or something

psappho:

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

dorkofthefandom:

breastforce:

me attempting to socialize with people

honestly ME

reallycoolsoup:

arbitrary-stag:

eternal-nova:

lifewithasideofbacon:

ianstagram:

ceruleanfuckup:

Gay culture is talking in your Straight Voice when around a group of guys

Gay culture is using your Straight Voice when getting into an uber or lyft so your rating doesn’t tank

Gay culture is using straight voice on your patients

Gay culture is having a Straight Voice

“Hey dude, how’s it goin?”

*voice drops 3 octaves* hey how bout them sports?