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fortooate:

fvace:

ok-jake:

fvace:

ok-jake:

fvace:

ᵖˢˢˢᵗ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ﹖﹖

yeah…. you got your end of the deal?

here you go… just like you said… one turtle…. now where’s my request?

One frog…. Just like you wanted

good… thanks…. now leave forever….

turing-tested:

mollycolliex:

turing-tested:

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

atthepriceofoblivion:

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

toxicroak:

williamhenrythefourth:

toxicroak:

Megan at some point in my life I’m going to take a shit in your pillow for exposing me. It may be tonight. It may be years from now. But one day when you lie down to sleep you will get a face full of feces. And I will have my vengeance.

mrprofmoriarty:

Me: needs literally one more monarch butterfly

Pocket Camp:

elliebeanz:

i didnt mean to face the pillows together but, nonetheless, what an iconic gay date

ampersandra:

me, doing my animal crossing rounds & talking to all my campers:

omg-images:

Animal crossing

naydrasscale:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

wearing green is gay culture

this may sound like a shitpost but in the 19th century green carnations were a sign of being gay AND in ancient rome, yellowish-green clothing was a sign that a man was effeminate and therefore probably gay, so green is a gay color and only gay people can wear it now

peabug:

anything for you, beau.