Friend who lives in the city: Yeah I caught a jynx and a rapidash and and arcanine
Me who lives in a neighborhood in the woods: well I have 43 rattatatas and 80 pidgeys
Our group is playing through a dungeon we stumbled upon, the barbarian was just attacked by a gold statue and we are discussing how to to dispose of it when:
when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:
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