a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

The reason gay people can’t drive is because God sees how fucking hype we get over everything on Shitty Car Mods and couldn’t handle the raw power of a fleet of lesbians in, like, mid-70s hearses with ironic sexy anime girls airbrushed on the hoods.

However, I, a greasy car scene bisexual and known heretic, am willing and ready to go to hell for what I believe in and cannot be stopped.

wrenrouge:

Your pokémon is remembering the first time it met you…

Your pokémon is relaxed. The sight of you might have made it feel more secure.

Your pokémon gathered all its energy to break through its paralysis so you wouldn’t worry!

Your pokémon toughed it out so you wouldn’t feel sad!