lesbianfemmes:

Lmao no!

😟LMAOOOOO

drfitzmonster:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

geekandmisandry:

GOTTA CHUG IT

THIS GAY

I LIKE IT

ANOTHER!

I’m gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

the duality of cat

You attempt to vore the wall. However, you find you can’t get your mouth around the entire thing because it’s a goddamn wall.

A very, very stressed out DM (via yourplayersaidwhat)

ammnontet:

scullysgf:

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

roachpatrol:

shinyrock6498:

roachpatrol:

it might be just me but when you start transitioning your intrusive thoughts get EXTRA WILD, like:

-tell that guy he has beautiful eyelashes

-SHOW THE LUNCH ROOM YOUR SECRET TITTIES

-you’re never going to finish off this makeup palette now. eat it.

-drink your testosterone. just fuckin slam it back.

-you have been caught drawing FLOWERS on a wrench. do you: a) deny everything, b) act like it’s no big deal because it really isn’t, c) THROW WRENCH AT COWORKER’S HEAD, THEN FLEX COMMANDINGLY

-the green mesh things in men’s urinals are obviously a secret power-up. hoard them.

wait, what is this about green mesh things in men’s urinals?

this thing! it’s either a power-up or a save point but i haven’t been brave enough yet to see which.