soofireanon:

Hi my name is Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, and I have two steel automail limbs (that’s how I got my name) and bright yellow eyes like molten gold and a lot of people tell me I look like a Xerxian (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Olivier Armstrong but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a teenage boy but my hair is long and golden blond. I have sun tanned skin. I’m also an alchemist, and I report back to this shitty place called Central in Amestris, where I’m a certified State Alchemist (I’m thirteen). I’m emo (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Rockbell’s Automail and I buy all my automail from there. Today I was wearing my red cloak with the Flamel symbol stamped in black on the back, over top a black and white jacket, over a black short-sleeved shirt. I was also wearing black leather pants with a brown belt to which my State Alchemist pocket watch was clipped, and red and black boots and white gloves. I was walking outside Central Command. It was raining, which I was very happy about because that meant the Colonel was useless today. A lot of military officials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

tenderlesbian:

are you even gay if you don’t take extremely long naps at inconvenient times

spatialheather:

ambientwitch:

hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort

driving automatic is okay, but catch me in the passenger seat with one foot jammed in the door pocket so my feet aren’t at the same angle