starbuckssollux:

does anybody wanna see the entire lorax script but in all the homestuck quirks combined

too bad your getting it anyway

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The Signs as Strange Planets

lordsnow:

Aries: Wasp 12 b ; Orbits WAY too close to its star making it slowly die.

Taurus: HD188753 ; Has 3 stars, everywhere you look there’s a sunset/rise.

Gemini: 55 Cancri e ; A gigantic diamond worth about 26.9 non million dollars.

Cancer: GJ 1214 b ; Completely made of water, no land.

Leo: Gliese 581 c ; Can possibly support life in a small area but 1 side is too hot and the other too cold.

Virgo: Kepler 438 b ; The most earth-like planet.

Libra: HD189773 b ; Rains glass sideways constantly.

Scorpio: TrEs 26 ; Darkest Planet ever, glows red.

Sagittarius: Wasp 17 b ; Largest Planet ever.

Capricorn: J1407-B ; Has rings 200 times bigger than Saturn’s.

Aquarius: Gliese 436 b ; A ball of ice that is constantly on fire.

Pisces: HD 106906 b ; The loneliest place et, 1.1 times bigger than Jupiter.

walletchained:

me in 20 years: floating face down in a swamp, not dead or anything. just going in for a quick soak. hello fish

trans-mom:

never lose your passion folks

1sjh:

1sjh:

so…….i found this chart

new ask game tell me where i’d be on this

thosesaltyparabolas:

Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda (2015)

egberts:

r2djew:

egberts:

listen, i know the sun is not going to expand and implode in my lifetime but i am still terrified of the concept

Listen… About 10,000 light-years away from here Eta Carinae may have already exploded into a hypernova and if it did and the light reaches Earth in our lifetime it will light up the southern hemisphere like a second moon day and night for a while.

Don’t trust space….

suck-it-pence-im-gay-and-proud:

barreboy:

shitboy96:

Twinks be like… *twink noise*

This makes me laugh so hard every fucking time

YES

darkwingsnark:

bluwiikoon:

pleasejustfuckingkillme:

residentwinedad:

salty-blue-mage:

pokechampion:

pkmndaisuki:

bluwiikoon:

objectionftw:

bluwiikoon:

The answer may surprise you!

The answer shouldn’t surprise anyone. Sunflora is not that strong and has a mediocre move pool, meanwhile Clair has dragons that know ice and fire moves to deal with a grass type.

The answer may surprise you!

exhibit a: clair’s actual gs team. not one fire move in the bunch. ice beam a slight problem, but it’s only on one of them. so, everything else, nbd

exhibit b: my own sunflora soloing clair’s kingdra after beating the dragonairs into submission. +5 sp. atk and miracle seed does wonders.

“Make em pay.”

This post makes me want to play through all of the Pokémon games again

Too bad we can’t see Sunflora’s level, I’m sure it’s like 60 lmao.

The sunny boye himself!

I’m so happy that the Sunflora trainer keeps dragging everybody. Good show!