explain your dnd characters backstory in the shittiest way possible

shyriadracnoir:

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

i got gemini and i’m fucking pissed about it

lord-kitschener:

invaderxan:

#thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer

I NEED THIS. I NEED THIS SO BAD

astrawrlogy:

Not clingy: Sagittarius, Taurus, Gemini, Aries

Low-key clingy: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo

High-key clingy: PISCES, Cancer, Libra, Leo

maybe change your armor if you actually wanna beat the boss?

delsinsfire:

Uhm?

Staying true to Your Brand and looking amazing > Defeating the boss in some ugly ass armour

met-armsarmor:

Dagger with Sheath, Arms and Armor

Medium: Steel, skin (shark), jade, gold, ruby, emerald, sapphire, gemstone, silver

Bequest of George C. Stone, 1935
Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY

http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/31403

larplyyyyyyf:

I guess I’m a meme now?
Found this photo of me floating around a few D&D pages on Facebook 😂

Original photo by Penwoody Photography

arianagrantifa:

joey-wheeler-official:

strawberrytsumiki:

listen. i know there are too many alignment charts but please hear me out

i’m objectively correct and i absolutely will not take criticism on this

‘simoultainiously’

m–ood:

The Newest & Clearest photo of Pluto.