barren-and-trivial-words:

starklinqs:

• “Dammit Diane, what are you doing after this?” // ”Dammit, what are you doing after this Gerald?” 
• Then saying “I’m gonna die alone” by the end of the episode when I don’t recall anything regarding Sophia or Amy in that ep. 
• Pimento: “White guy, svelte, thick brown hair, piercing blue eyes…I don’t know I guess you could consider him classically handsome? Is that weird to say?” Jake: “No. I mean – is it? No – I don’t think so.” 
• “Not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit” – to Holt after Holt was threatening/competitive /// “God you’re being so mean. Do it more.” – To Amy, after she was being rude/competitive (side note Jake also has a mean kink lmao) 
• Thinking the annoying ass close partners were “awful, for sure…all tall and beautiful”. 
• Honestly he’s out here appreciating men’s looks constantly and he does it way more than Terry or Charles do. 
• Literally any time he looks at guys. 
• Talks about the perp being hot and when Amy said “I’d like to bring him to justice” responded with “We all would” 
• Being wayyyy too into his “Rosa coming out as bi” speech that he had just on the ready. 
• Does puns, finger guns, and wears leather jackets on a regular basis.
• This Iconic Look™: 

tl;dr Jake Peralta is bisexual and doesn’t actively know it yet and if he’s straight so am I and that’s unrealistic lmao so b99 chop chop make it happen k thanks love you guys byeeeee

#B99 is just a bunch of Chaotic Bisexuals being wrangled by a Lawful Gay

thisisarebeljyn:

My favorite random Brooklyn 99 thing is that when Rosa does her fake voice, the fake voice is how Stephanie Beatriz actually talks.

lovableamy:

murdershegoat:

they think they can cancel gina linetti???

peraltiagoisland:

knifegayopinions:

LGBT

Large knives
Gorgeous knives
Blades
TWO knives

whythinktoomuch:

Roses are red 
A bit crimson in tone
It’s Valentine’s Day 
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