Tag: alex

igotatasteformenwhoareolder:

Me: *sees a perfect looking popular twenty-something yr old single actor/singer/model, who has an adorable personality and is an age appropriate person for me to like*

Me: *sees a middle aged actor, twice my age or more, w/gray(ing) hair, probably married w/ kids who plays a problematic character on a tv show I watch*

m0onbean:

tag yourself!

socks: confused about the future, messy buns, bad sleeping habits, loves fantasy, bad dad jokes, ambivert, underappreciated

hoodie: loves winter, indecisive, good at comforting friends, very self-conscious, just wants to cuddle, movie critic

sweatpants: the type to blast music in headphones, dislikes children, klutz, long video calls, the friend whose laugh is funnier than the joke

turtlenecks: philosophical conversations, social anxiety, close circle of friends, spends more time home than outside, thoughtful

skirts: online shopping, probably has a sketchbook, draws “tattoos” on skin with pen, big dreams and big goals, afraid of failure, likes attention

marcitlali:

the police to my mom: ma’am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse