Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”
Bystander: “Wait, you-”
FB: “aAAAAHH”
me: hey blizzard can you buff mccree? improve his kit??
blizzard: m….mercy? got it
me: wait that’s not what i sai-
blizzard: here you go. mercy is now a fucking dps.
me: i…… i don’t want this
look b*tch if youre just sitting n rotting in your familys 10th century crypt and im fighting off giant spiders with nothing but my wits and a shortsword you dont need your bones for anything but i sure do so whats the problem
Things I learned in AP Chemistry:
– wow that test curve was big but it should be bigger
– productivity decreases when sitting in the back
– procrastination is bad
– yahoo answers is good
Things I did not learn in AP Chemistry:
– Chemistry
brianna's tumblr exports 