Half-orc fighter: are these windows big enough for someone to jump through?
DM: the windows aren’t open.
Half-orc fighter: that’s not what I asked.
Tag: alex
nsfw (not safe for water)
alkali metals
Are you serious? Right in front of my salad???
so how about the latest ptr patch notes….
this is the kind of quality content I want to see in the news
Good
oh, to have been a fly on that wall…
can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”
I trusted this Winston with my life. I feel nothing but betrayal.
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
mercy rez before: *flies in with gold sparkles, rose petals fall behind* HEROES NEVER DIE!! *heavenly music played by little cupids with trumpets, people applaud, some are crying*
mercy rez now: *puts cigarette down for a second* get up, bitch
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