Making a DnD character: Intense, sad backstory. Complicated reasoning of why this character acts the way it does and motives for each of its actions connecting back to a character trait that emerged due to its sad past.
Playing your DnD character: “I roll to seduce rock”
Tag: alex
seasons of love will forever be cursed
I feel personally ATTACKED
@higitsunes and @ fucking Jules even though they donโt have a tumblr
donโt call me out like this
(Source: https://www.instagram.com/)
anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?
me attempting to socialize with people
honestly ME
Gay culture is talking in your Straight Voice when around a group of guys
Gay culture is using your Straight Voice when getting into an uber or lyft so your rating doesnโt tank
Gay culture is using straight voice on your patients
Gay culture is having a Straight Voice
โHey dude, howโs it goin?โ
*voice drops 3 octaves* hey how bout them sports?
realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog
Backstory: Weโre interrogating the leader of a group of cannibals. Iโm a rouge, and Iโm in a group with a gunslinger, a ranger, and a bard.
Mayor: Iโll die before I tell you anything!
Me: I slit his throat.
Gunslinger: Weโre trying to get information.
Me: I slit his throat.
GM: Ire slits his throat.
Ranger: Why the hell did you do that you moron.
Me: I roll to compel the gods to put his spirit back into his body.
The entire party: what.
Me: *rolls nat20 plus 13*
GM: Jesus Christ, Ire somehow convinces the gods to gingerly put the guy back in his body and heal his wounds.
Me: What were you saying about dying first?
Mayor: What the fuck is wrong with you.
โฆ I fucking love this. But I cry laughed at work.
the threats of a team healer
(via fireflufferz)
List of resources for dnd
roll20: Make an account to play the game
Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet
DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc
Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game
Discord: to talk during and about the game
Mythweavers: another character sheet editor
Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.
If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character
http://autorolltables.github.io/#
can randomly generate just about ANYTHING. awesome for dms
Tabletop Audio: background music and sound effects for the ambience.
PCGen – a character creation program that handles all the tricky and tedious parts of building characters, including NPCs.
d20pfsrd.com – all the free information you would ever need to play Pathfinder, an alternative to D&D
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