math was a goddamn mistake id like to sit down and have a serious talk with every mathematician ever they knew perfectly well the nature of their crimes
GM (I honestly don’t even remember if this was from an RPG game but it’s still a fucking funny quote): “…It’s almost like looking in a mirror, a gay butt fucking mirror.”
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PC 1 (describing their character): “I have a very specific set of skills, and they all involve masturbating.”
PC 3 (ditto): “I was born at a very young age.”
GM: (hangs their head in shame and/or disappointment)
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Me (OoC, after another player misheard what I wanted to do): “If I want to come in my own mouth I’ll fucking do it.”
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