Me (DM): vampyre, with a y
Literally all seven of my players: YAMPIRE!!
Tag: alex
widowmaker: you should have stayed dead
ana:
GM: So under the bridge there’s a pirate, think off-brand Jack Sparrow-
Player One: So…Jake Swallow?
Player Two: That is a porn star name
This is just insane
Yikes
GOTTA CHUG IT
THIS GAY
I LIKE IT
ANOTHER!
Team USA hotties get half-naked while reading gold medal-worthy pick-up lines
A highlight
I’m here to heal and kick butt, and I’m all out of shits to give about healing you guys.
My Drow Cleric (via yourplayersaidwhat)






