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time for a little controversy

vendetta06:

are you a bad at math gay, bad at sports gay, or doesn’t know shit about cars gay?

i sure am

me at 14: like maybe im a lil gay but i’m not gonna let that define me im so much more than my sexuality like i can be straight if i try really hard

me now:

bussykween:

m–ood:

me

andy-the-anon:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

milomeepit:

just-a-random-word:

milomeepit:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

“I can’t open anything, I’m too gay”

— Me, an incompetent gay tryna open a pickle jar

Hit the lid against the edge of a table or countertop

????? damaging the table??????

Just like tap it 😂 you’re not swinging it like a sledgehammer

YOU WANT ME TO YEET THE PICKLE JAR????

DO NOT YEET THE PICKLE JAR

armisael:

i know everyone likes to know mystical stuff related to your birthday so did you know that you have assigned tarot cards as birth cards/arcana based upon when you were born

tieflingbi:

frankreich singing “mercy mercy mercy” for over a minute is just every overwatch game i’ve ever played where ppl keep spamming for healing lmao

washingtongingerguy:

Accurate

urth2:

rise and blind

lusec:

lusec:

lusec:

lusec:

Anyways, last week I was getting soup and I fell in love with a boy who made eye contact with me while he was picking up a takeout order, and so now today I’m gonna go back at the same time and hopefully see him again

if he was gay and the connection between us wasn’t fake, he’ll be back too

only one more hour…!

you know what? love is fake and im never falling for a boy ever again