Me cooking

awfulbear:

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life

this will be played at my funeral thanks

duzk:

duzk:

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

shiftythrifting:

you know what time it is babey!!!

im-the-batmann:

lulucute:

Air and earth signs when they no longer ignore their emotions or bottle it up

Water and fire signs when they no longer ignore their emotions or bottle it up

galaxyvalkyrie:

Me: *puts a block of stone over the source block on a lava stream*

The cave: *gets dark*

Me:

cersei-first-of-her-name:

This really showed up as an ad on my Facebook huh…

local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window

kramergate:

“holy shit” he has said

Zodiac signs? That’s so 2017

dabberdees:

We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:

Barbarian – (Mar 21-Apr 19)

Bard – (Apr 20-May 20)

Cleric – (May 21-Jun 20)

Druid – (June 21-July 22)

Fighter – (July 23-Aug 22)

Monk – (Aug 23-Sep 22)

Paladin – (Sep 23-Oct 22)

Ranger – (Oct 23-Nov 21)

Rogue – (Nov 22-Dec 21)

Sorcerer – (Dec 22-Jan 19)

Warlock – (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Wizard –
(Feb 19-Mar 20)