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spoonerprince:

evaunit0one:

adrnired:

yumikuri:

birdofhum:

sinbadism:

this is like seeing a friend for the first time in years

the gunshots really make this

i remember the day this appeared fUck

this is the first time i’ve seen the full video i thought it was a myth

i haven’t seen this damn thing in how ever may fucking years

I don’t have to turn the sound on I can hear the whole thing gunshots and all in my head

sunspotpony:

ranma-official:

omgweatherunderground:

steelplatedhearts:

sourcefieldmix:

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.

gossipinglawns:

Bread

hellyeahhufflepuff:

Are you serious? Right in front of my salad???

You can call the crab “daddy” if you want, but it won’t answer you.

Our DM, to a somewhat kinky Tiefling after getting grappled by said crab. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

thecommonchick:

can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”

dodgyegg:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

ITS BACK MY FAVORITE POST ON THIS FUCKING SITE IS BACK

ignitesthestars:

‘i want to be a dragon’ remains the single greatest response to any question posed when your sibling has just died a traumatic death and you see a dragon turn into a distressingly hot old lady in from of you, thank u purple hawke

itchycoil:

Caffeine pills feel like finding my own body lying dead in a ditch and shooting it again

astroprojection:

if you’ve ever struggled to find makeup blogs by ppl who are close to what you actually look like, a very cool person on reddit has compiled a spreadsheet of more than a hundred makeup blogs, arranged by skintone. The spread also includes other useful information such as hair color, eye type (hooded, monolid, etc.), and skin type (dry, oily, acne prone, etc) to hopefully help you find bloggers similar to you so that you can find swatches, recommendations, and/or makeup looks tailored to your needs! 😀

(btw, the spreadsheet uses mac shades and other foundation matches but if you don’t have any of these foundation brands, just go to findation and put down whatever brand + shade matches you to find the corresponding shades in mac or other brands)