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glitchcaze:

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

I know it’s you Guillermo del Toro

jesus christ I’m sorry kid

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/funnythingswastaken/165908287043/tumblr_owhwfcTJFF1vjz8za?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://funnythingswastaken.tumblr.com/post/165908287043/audio_player_iframe/funnythingswastaken/tumblr_owhwfcTJFF1vjz8za?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffunnythingswastaken%2F165908287043%2Ftumblr_owhwfcTJFF1vjz8za

sounddesignerjeans:

It’s been a while since I fucked up a song this badly, so here you go

Lyrics:
… spirit’s sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there, and lead it back home
Up me wake!
Up me wake inside!
Can’t me wake!
Up me wake insi-
kMEEEEEEEEE
Call my name and save meɘm ɘvɒƨ
Up me wake!
Bid bid blood blood blood
Up me wake!
For-
Me wake WAKE!
Save me!
Save me from the nothing I’ve become
(sound of the song ascending)

sckwiid:

orcs are so large bc they are full of love. each arm muscle contains 3.6 tonnes of emotion and every hug is warm

baedrianqbs:

mortrouge:

cathedralblood:

warmbooze:

gudram:

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”

Me with my 8 venti drinks that one time

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

I hope whoever made this has an awful day

acoolguy:

katharinemoe:

acoolguy:

gemini–king:

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t

puncromancer:

Clench your assholes lads we’re on the hunt for pirates

kartsie:

scarydirk:

blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we’re literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical.