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anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

What’s a player to a god, what’s a god to a DM, what’s a DM to a nat 20

swampbrujo:

realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog

Me: *pouring fabric softener*
Brain: drink
Me: ??? no???
Brain: smell nice. drink

rootbeergoddess:

marinashutup:

thunderlovesbird:

battlships:

heythereratatouille:

lovesick-zombie:

What TV writers think is good LGBT representation: *protagonist teary eyed* My attraction to the same gender is so painful I wish I did not feel this way…but alas it’s my burden to bear. Also I have dated both men and women but I don’t like labels. *dies*
What is actually good LGBT representation: *protagonist wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone in front of a giant bisexual flag* How am I doing? Well I’m just getting BI!!! Haha get it?? Because I like both men and women so I’m bisexual.

That picture doesn’t do this scene justice, it’s a musical number:

This shook my very existence

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?? THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.

The song of my people

xray-angel:

Ooooo this guy is setting up a tank for some gummy sharks! Personally I find that they do better in pina colada flavored slurpee, but they can survive in the cherry flavor with Coke as long as you don’t add in TOO much blue raspberry.

You would think that they are perfectly evolved to thrive in blue raspberry slurpee because of their coloring, but their natural habitat is mostly made of contrasting colors (like pina colada slurpee). This is because the fully mature gummy shark is still very tiny, so their natural defense against predators is a poison they can secrete from their skin when in danger from being eaten by other gummy fish. The bright colors serve as a warning to them to STAY AWAY! DO NOT EAT!!! Additionally, blue raspberry slurpee is missing several key nutrients that these charming critters need to thrive.

advanced-procrastination:

grizzlyadventures:

I’ll let Dracula get some vitamin D 😏

Andrew no

metalslugx:

cvberdemon:

metalslugx:

jallox:

retainerofvirgo:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody

you recognized it

gallusrostromegalus:

grymmlock:

thebibliosphere:

fangirlberry:

earlploddington:

defilerwyrm:

thegreenwolf:

xtori34:

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

~~i tried~~

shetland, where mermaids are evil and werewolves fight poverty

@thebibliosphere

I love when people find this post again, this is a wholesome werewolf post.

@gallusrostromegalus Not sure if anyone has tagged you in this one before, but it seems like something right up your alley.

IT IS AND THANK YOU.

thecheshirecass:

eazzy–pink:

orcanist:

It’s orctober! Want an orc husband? Get one with this handy-dandy orc husband generator.

Stop hoping for tusks on tindr and hunting for the green on grindr and get yourself a guaranteed orc husband today. (Use it as a drawing prompt or just a fun little toy, the result changes daily!)

https://en.shindanmaker.com/530894

@ the anon asking about the Orc Husband Generator:

bloop!

Cass’s orc husband is a funny and stocky hunter, who likes to read and give gifts to Cass.

https://en.shindanmaker.com/530894