everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
Alternatively Scotland.
*deafening explosion*
Oh it’s 1 o’clock.
The what now
The 1 o clock gun.
At one in the afternoon they fire the one o clock gun at edinburgh castle. I think they miss out sundays and xmas.
I always forget about it cause you cant hear it from within my building, but if I happen to be out when it goes off it always without fail makes me jump.
1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.
2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.
3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)
4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)
hatsune miku real
1) Magnus Burnsides
2) Merle Highchurch
3) Taako Taaco
4) Tom Bodett
5) improvising the entire character’s personality and back story as the campaign progresses
do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?
going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, ‘Nice going, loser.‘”
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
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