this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would be and well, isn’t this the question that keeps us all up at night? feel free to reblog and put your epithet in the tags, mine is bright-eyed
the best running theme of Phoenix Wright is that he 100% just rolls with whatever relationship other people decide to have with him. His only girlfriend basically just walked up to him and said “you. we’re dating now and you love me very much” and he was like “yeah okay, lemme know if you have a sweater I can wear to really drive the point home.” The Fey sisters basically grabbed him and said “I guess you’re our brother now” and he was like “yeah sure do you have any family drama I could get involved in?” Even Trucy just sorta told him “hey you’re my dad” and he was like “Mm. Guess I’d better get a job, huh.”
another example: in turnabout goodbyes the old man at the boat shop is like “you’re my son keith and you have to run the noodle stand after i’m gone” and phoenix is just like. okay i guess i’d better go along with this
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The Bard, strolling into the throne room of a palace. The king turned out to be a sickly old man. (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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