unidays is a site where u can get discounts to stores like asos, sephora, microsoft, topshop and tons more!! you can sign up for free if you’re in uni or college
AND i bought my first macbook using their discounts
Look I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but I use uni days and you legit get discounts on selected online shops. I use boohoo.com because I like the dresses (and cheap makeup/jewellery). If you’re a uni/college student, you sign up by typing in your student email and then you get the confirmation email. When you log onto unidays, it will give you a lot of websites that you can get discounts from and give you the code, then when you check out, you type the code in for the discounts and it’s done. Apple Store does do discounts for students.
Our party is faced with 3 cult members trying to attack us. We have a tiefling, moon elf and a fae dog all level 1
Tiefling ooc: so we want to incapacitate them not kill them
Fae dog ooc: okay so I roll to bite his leg
Tiefling ooc: no wait bite his dick
Fae dog ooc: okay I roll to bite his dick *misses*
Tiefling ooc: okay I cast magic missile with all 3 hitting his dick *hits for 13* damage
Dm: okay so you hit him in the dick and he looks down and there’s a hole where his crotch used to be and he falls on the floor dead
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Tiefling: I cast ray of frost on the other cult members dick *rolls 10 damage and kills the 2nd cult member* why do I keep killing people by hitting their dicks
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