docincredible:

tilthat:

TIL famous playwright Henrik Ibsen, after overhearing his nurse assure a visitor he was doing better, spluttered his last words, “On the contrary!”

via reddit.com

You ever die just to flex on a medical professional?

perfectlygenericblog:

technogodhead:

technogodhead:

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

wait fuck thats sa

Tumblr security snuck up behind him and snapped his neck before he could warn us about und

mostfacinorous:

dog-of-ulthar:

they just created a new paradigm where we have to claim every instance of nudity is art…we’ve entered a new phase of art history……..porn dadaism

Dada Kink.

vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

beksboys:

chloebeale:

oh my stars

c3po:

rcktpwr:

kitfisto:

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr