me: h-
person whose favorite season is fall:
genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.
IS ANYBODY ELSE AWAKE BC IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND
Thank you for making an office of two adjuncts laugh today.
When there’s 2 Taiwan Joneses, who both go to Howard, and neither of them know who failed yet
Update!
i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
being venomous would be so fucking cool admit it
how does it feel to be funnier than i could ever even dream of

our local, independent grocery store made a grave mistake

improvised weaponry
they beat jesus with that
Vegan BDSM equipment
This post killed me 3 times













