Everyone on tumblr rn
What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it
Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys.
oh my god why do you literally hate your users
oh, oh god i thought this was actually about this
first it was no horny on main by etiquette and now it’s no horny anywhere by law
being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring
Lightning: be like 🌩⚡️
me: 😩👏🏾👌🏾 do it bitch..hit me
reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
- don’t understand twitter
- don’t understand twitter
- posts are in chronological order
- spite
- no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
- they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
- mega spite
- like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
- Direct Contact with the Memes
- god, wht the fuk even is twitter
- they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
More reasons:
- tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
- shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
- like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)
Whatever is going on in Minnesota I am LIVING for it
My favorite thing about this is that they’re all by different people
If you’ve been muted by tumblr clap your hands! 👏👏
iconic
water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*
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