*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck
me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing
Maybe christmas or my birthday.
my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday
me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life
trickster gods having a dance-off
That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video
i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song
Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive
in the makeup aisle
Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any
Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest
“I just feel so dead inside…”
“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”
reanimate my will to live
Wake me up inside
NASA Probe Lands Safely On Martian Surface
if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside
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