builtfjordtuff:

one-pearl-point:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

image

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

bebethebudgie:

yamino:

yamino:

archewill:

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

its back

the-knights-who-say-book:

u-u-h:

the-knights-who-say-book:

when i grow up i want to be a library goblin. i get paid to wander the shelves and be discovered curled up and reading in unlikely places, perhaps hissing if i am interrupted in the middle of a good part. why would a library pay for this service you ask? because it will add to the ambiance next question

I’ve done this at home for my whole life, never thought about the employment opportunity.

i encourage you to do so! the library goblin career path is rewarding and open to anyone!