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pelicancity:

6qubed:

oceankin:

transjemder:

The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

he did that!

concept: the god of nature in your next made-up pantheon, instead of being another green-wearing, fertile, nurturing, maternal figure, is this mad bastard

This is the voice of a man who has seen the face of god, and was disappointed.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

thecosmicjackalope:

crushsuggestions:

seraph-s-moved:

crushsuggestions:

fuck it!! life is short! tell people you love them!!! confess to your crush!!!!! take a nap!!!!!!! throw yourself into the abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have anxiety!!!!!!!!

me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEET

m4ge:

devilduck:

KICKIN’ JEANS

Fun fact Century still exists and is one of the biggest martial arts suppliers out there. And yes, they do still sell kickin’ jeans.

For all of your casual kicking needs

smeliot:

sandersstudies:

This is so

Unnecessary

im legitametly slackjawd @ this

nerdgasrnz:

lore:

you can replenish your health by…: drinking water, breathing fresh air, eating a wild strawberry…

you can restore your mana by…: listening to folk music, breathing fresh air applies to this one as well… taking a walk…

I suddenly feel less pessimistic about these suggestions for improving mental health purely bc it’s worded like this

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

theshadiertwin:

mellowrhombus:

spikethebeetle:

That’s one way to do it…

what a weird dog

I looked it up and

HE CRITTED!

A helpful and lucky friend!!

thecheshirecass:

chaifootsteps:

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

“It’s one second.” I said
“It can’t possible be that great.”
I was wrong.

NYEM

I turned the sound on and laughed so hard it hurt

cyrodiil-burns:

catchymemes:

Phone Charger Magic Circle

By 6秒商店

I’ve always wanted Azazel to manifest through my iPhone, now‘s my chance

jenniferrpovey:

ralfmaximus:

silly-slacker-person:

grimreaperblog:

silly-slacker-person:

timboallthetime:

If you hand those out on Halloween, you deserve whatever vile shit the kids do to your house

I can give these to my turtle

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE REASPN TO GET THESE: feeding a turtle

Vaguely threatening letter from Dole to the artist who made these.

Dole’s required to defend their trademarks or they might lose them. That vaguely threatening letter reads to me as “I have to legally say this but I don’t want to because I’m laughing too hard and they’re actually giving us marketing, but…I have to say it.”

ollivander:

quiznaks:

quiznaks:

me nervously opening an email i just got from my old creative writings class teacher titled Class Isn’t Over Folks that he sent at exactly 1:25am in the morning on a Monday

what the fresh hell

this is such a golden opportunity omfg i need to know what happens next