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eddie brock is a millennial

• unemployed
• anxiety
• big issues w big pharma
• alien fucker
• everyone is constantly pleading w him to get some sleep
• doctors r begging him to go to a hospital
• alien possesses him & ends up actually improving his quality of life
• nothing in freezer but chicken nuggets
• knows security guard is just doing his job, understandable, have a nice day
• talks 2 self in inappropriate situations

wildberry-poptart:

professional-shitposting:

l3ts-get-fri3d:

weloveshortvideos:

The end…

That was savage

O B L I T E R A T E D

E V A P O R A T E D

dustmitt:

kylehasatumblr:

GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS

gazztron:

stephendann:

catchymemes:

2010

2018

So either boston dynamics doesn’t let the robot get drunk any more, or someone’s gotten better at processing their alcohol

friendlydinosaur:

friendlydinosaur:

tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

im glad this was so relatable to the general public

justnoodlefishthings:

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

spaffy-jimble:

Happy 11th birthday to none pizza with left beef

apocalypse-of-the-fucked:

daddyhiccup:

dominicmeoward:

8bitavery:

w0wls:

stimman3000:

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When the effects dont load right

Science side of tumblr pls explain

It’s called a Laminar Flow. Water usually has a lot of turbulence in it, and that is that causes it to look rather chaotic when it’s spraying out of a hose.

Laminar Flow occurs when all the water is moving in the exact same direction, eliminating turbulence, and thus, creating a flow of water that looks like glass.

Still, the idea that this is creating Laminar flow randomly is quite incredible, usually it requires specially built nozzles to create it.

science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls

zevveli:

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.