the-genderman:

Me: Why do we have the phrase “bone dry” when bones spend most of their time being very wet?

Roommate: Hmm, maybe because when you touch a bone it feels really dry? Bones are porous, so they actively suck the moisture out of your fingers.

Me: That’s so much more unsettling than my original question, thank you.

anneonomus:

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

beaky-peartree:

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

catchymemes:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

(the series)

ho5eokie:

“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out

4uv:

Me and the girls on our way to chernobyl to drink the pond water

beemojis:

beemojis:

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

thisisandygill: