biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

robotmango:

getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling

this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich 

galacticvii:

theyellowbrickroad:

theyellowbrickroad:

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

starseedjenny:

adobe-outdesign:

sparkytheandroid:

sparkytheandroid:

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

Old slogans were just… like that. My personal favorite is Steak n’ Shakes’ very descriptive “It’s a meal.”

we’re not saying that it’s a good meal, just. A Meal. no fucking false advertising here folks

purgethebots:

purgethebots:

Alright, I got many many messages about the recent bot epidemic.  

The bots are back. But it’s 10x worse. Right now, they only reblog posts with a link. They don’t post photos or use tags, so it’s harder to find them (at least for me). I think we should skip stage 3 & 4 all together. We operate within Tumblr’s framework and it’s kinda limited. So I suggest this:

We report the domains to the businesses hosting them. 

I am super tired but I recall that almost all hosts have a clause mentioning you can’t use their service for spam or fraudulent websites. 

Take this website for instance: lnjdn.freedating.mobi

I looked up who the host is here: https://www.whoishostingthis.com/#search=lnjdn.freedating.mobi

Amazon is the hosting provider. 

My suggestion is that we collect URLs and find out who the web host is, and that we then send an email to the hosting provider with prove they are violating their terms so they take the website down. 

There are a shitload of bots promoting only a handful of websites, so this should be more effective.

What do you think?

AWS = Amazon Web Services

https://aws.amazon.com/premiumsupport/knowledge-center/report-aws-abuse/

chaoticdyke:

heading to the polls to vote for beto like