timelesstheory:

the-armed-utahn:

will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:

How do you catch a hawk?!

These spot the difference games are getting a lot harder

warriortomaiden:

swaff-original:

usamyzonians:

swaff-original:

northernselkie:

YES

“*eats the thing and gets sick* not eating that again”

“*eats the thing and does not get sick or revolted by the taste/texture* im gonna eat that thing forever”

…I truly am following in my ancient ancestors’ footsteps.

Krog invent “diet.” Eat thing. If thing bad, you die. Is not perfect system.

Hurk think it bad have word “die” in the name.

KROG NOT ASK YOU, HURK!

literalnobody:

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

beetledrink:

2018 has been going on for like 20 months but october lasted like a week… what’s the deal

hall–o–ween:

scotchtapeofficial:

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

meechonmarss:

Adam & Eve

At the pharmacy

vivinked:

flyfella:

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind
Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants.
Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath
Pharmacist: thank you

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

chessys:

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

hawxr:

shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me i love that kinda shit