spacepearl:

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

ohsmartone:

this is the blue texas of good elections. reblog to flip the entire united states blue

septemberpoems:

ida told me a story about her grandpa’s old beagle who, when introduced to the new husky puppy, broke out of the enclosure, took the puppy out into the woods and then hightailed it back home so the puppy wouldn’t be able to follow or track its way back

the beagle cask of amontillado’d the puppy

spookussie:

reblog if you want a doodle based off of ur url
every person who reblogs this before november 10th will get one!!

zilliumgrist:

circus-circuitry:

zilliumgrist:

when you need to pay respects

Wh… where’s the time signature?

are u telling me u need a time signature to play 1 note for a joke post

piesandfalcs:

piesandfalcs:

WAIT SHIT

tainbocuailnge:

because-im-freaking-greed:

tainbocuailnge:

horny on side: honorable. keeps work and private separate. 

horny on main: respectable. the sign of someone true to themselves. 

horny on someone else’s posts: unforgivable and punishable by death in 74 countries.

Political on Hentai/Kink Blog: fucking buffoon. a world class clown. a grade a whole grain free range idiot

this is the literal only good comment I’ve gotten on this post

aries-saunter:

snapchatting2:

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

When u look at OP but this time it’s not one-time-i-dreamt

dankmemeuniversity: